mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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queenfattyoftherollpalace:

netflix is infinitely better than tv because there’s no weight loss commercials to sit through 

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone